BACON

helo mi name iz janssen and i am a gay transvestite lesbien fancy-boy dyke faggot hermephrodite butt goblin from new jersee. my hobbees ar: masturbating, strangling small aminals. tenis, and more maturbating. reed my groovy web paige!

topp ten things that wood happn if i wrote a top ten list

10. i cant count that high
9. my penis itches
8. AAHHHH!!!!!!!!
7. i saw gorbechov nakid once
6. do u want to see mi gerbil?
5. my penis still itches
4. my grandma smells like meat loaf
3. ok all better. i scratced it
1. cap'n crunch beet me up

stuff 4 skool

ENGLESH

for mi englesh final the nice lady hoo hitz me wit the big stick told mee to rite an essay on a literaryaryay csharacter. heer it iz:

hallo. i like monkeys. Thay ar varry furry. ther eet bannannanaas and spank each other.i think that if we had more monkees,thear wood be less krime in america today. thats all i have to saiy about A tale Of two cities. Thanx u lot.

cee? i am vary smrat. dont copee this on yyour final or i will run you over with my caar.

SYENCE

heer is mi cience praject to obesorve wieldlife it is updaated everee nyne secends

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foto galeree

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this iz when i got bored and went surfing naked. the nice lifegaurd man hit me with a log after some lady went bind

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this is me on druugs

gift shoep (buiy things heer)

offishel Janssen tee shrrt
(sorree i pooped on one of them when Doo scaered me)
6 dollrz


Jansen cofee mug
put your frapawakachino in it
2 dollrs

kik me in the penis
fun 4 the hole family
1 doller

i hav haad

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visoters so faar

diss-clame-er no monkees were harmd in the makinge of thie weeb page. If you steel my monkee i will decrapitate yor familee with a paper clip and burne your howse down. thanc u, haav a nice day.